"I love everything about her,
and I'm not a guy who says that lightly,
I'm a guy who has faked love his entire life,
I'm a guy who thought love was just something idiots felt,
but this woman has a hold on my heart that I could not break if I wanted to.
And there have been times when I wanted to.
It has been overwhelming and humbling,
and even painful at times,
but I could not stop loving her any more than I could stop breathing.
I'm hopelessly,
irretrievably in love with her.
More than she knows."
-Barney, (HIMYM)